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Snowmageddon can’t kill the Kronos cloud!

January 27, 2015

I assure you the deflector shields will be quite operational for the Workforce Central cloud and the Workforce Ready cloud. That’s not the case for an internal “Cloud Forum” scheduled for tomorrow…

WorkJoyce ready for JunoFirst though, I want to bring you up to date on the disaster preparedness plan implemented yesterday by (Work)Joyce. Just like the storm, there are a couple things in play here. First, the boss has lost a few pounds since the beginning of the year (she’s working on “her guns”), and I wasn’t really sure how she was doing it. Second, on a conference call yesterday, she mentioned “filling 8 gallon jugs of water” just in case her costal home was cut off from civilization. No, really. It happens when you live on 1 square mile of land surrounded by the ocean and precariously connected to Whole Foods by just a slim tombolo. Just now she assured me all is well…

Anyway, the “Cloud Forum” is to “bring individuals from across Kronos, in support our cloud business, together to share updates from their areas as well as to work on continuous improvement efforts.” Sadly, this bombogenesis of snow has blown our cloud-time continuum awry, producing a schedule drift out a couple weeks.

Back to ridin’ the storm out like they did in bellbottoms back in ‘78.

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  1. January 27, 2015 10:55 am

    Wow! Is that Joyce in the picture? I need tips on my “guns” from her. I hope that you all are staying warm in this weather!

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